Guys so there’s a military meme that sprung up from the first picture up top, “row row row your boat, shut the fuck up Carl.” It has sprung up a whole slew of otherwise throughly badass military pics with a somewhat dumb comment from our friend Carl and the response “shut the fuck up carl.” I hope I’m not the only one laughing my ass off at these.
Apparently my little brother was watching porn on my older brother’s Netflix account so he wouldn’t get caught but plot twist my older brother was doing the same thing with my younger brother’s account and now they’re both grounded and I’m the only one allowed on Netflix
There’s porn on Netflix?
i want a bf :/
and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill
Our Leader The Mockingjay - Mockingjay part 1 teaser trailer
people get so caught up on one small thing they don’t like, like their nose or something
things like salt and baking powder go into a cake and those things are gross alone but the cake is pretty damn delicious
this is the best fucking thing I’ve ever read
kieren tidying up his hair before seeing simon the day after their first kiss (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)
The bigger point that I think people are missing is that Chris is not confused, but laughs, when he gets called a dorito, which means CHRIS knows you guys call him a dorito.
advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
- instant cute outfit with minimal effort
- it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
- sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
- u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus